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第一次在 wiki 上看到油画原图去到 220 MB，可想而知这细节多惊人了，不放大不能发现那么多开车的成分啊——一幅惊艳和问号了 500 年的三联画《人间乐园》——来自耶罗尼米斯 · 博斯（Hieronymus Bosch，1452 年－1516 年 8 月）荷兰画家，超现实主义的穿越鼻祖。
他一生幸福美满，却心存不为人知的各种癖。
所以这幅画亮点和槽点足够让审美密集恐惧主义者高潮迭起。
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Museo del Prado in Madrid
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1 、此画作于 1500 年左右，世纪末来临总有人惊叹人类要灭亡，艺术家总是倾向末日狂欢的，参看 1890 年代的巴黎。
2、哥伦布 1492 年发现了新大陆，带来了奇怪的物种——例如草莓，也带来了新大陆上的异闻——野蛮男女、奇怪景观等。
3、博斯在 13 岁时目睹了一场烧毁了 4000 座房子的可怕火灾，所以酷刑火灾什么的，到底是画家的癖好还是阴影？
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我们从简单安静的配色，如梦又异空的景观开始。
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颜色还是延续天堂的样子，但画面以及白花花的肉体则紧凑了许多。
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鲜美却容易腐烂的草莓以及其他浆果，刚刚从新大陆传入欧洲，它成为人们欲求的对象，有时成为保护的外壳，有时又成为痛苦的根源，直到吞噬了人的本体。
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动物的比例失实后，让你的沉浸感大增。
再加上它们边卖萌边开始做羞羞的事情。
人和野兽的界限到底在哪里？
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除了一部分能飞起来的人，更多人只是蜂拥而上、没有辨识度 ，害怕落单。
为了追逐欲望，被一时甜头吞噬，再看不到其他。
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到处都是不可描述的 CP 行为，各种跃跃欲试的体位。
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有几风流就有几折堕。
突然天昏地暗，我们随着博斯记忆中的大火开始炼狱之旅。
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最舒服的刑罚的已是被吃掉，然后被排出来。
或者可选择被母猪亲吻。
一个小挑战：整幅炼狱的画里能找齐七重罪，答案见百度。
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我们在这里找到了";i:77;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:18:"天堂的耳朵君";}}i:78;s:106:"，只是它已惨遭一把名为Ω（希腊字母表最后一个字母，象征终结）的刀迫害。
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然而，假使耳朵还能听到，下面的这些器乐会发出什么声音？它们看上去更像刑具。
因为在博斯心中，";i:83;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:24:"音乐是纵欲的象征";}}i:84;s:178:"，不应该掩盖上帝之声——而直到巴赫的时代，教会也认为宗教音乐是单纯的，巴赫华丽的旋律和配乐就经常被批评。
从左到右看：
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巨大的";i:89;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:9:"绞弦琴";}}i:90;s:205:"像是绞刑架，上面的刽子手边演奏，竟然还边被另一个人虐；
（这乐器就很中世纪和中二啊，忍不住先插一视频为下面内容热身，请不要看演奏者表情）
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一个正在被绞死的人手里提着";i:93;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:9:"三角铁";}}i:94;s:14:"；
敲打着";i:95;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:6:"大鼓";}}i:96;s:50:"的恶魔嘲讽着被关在鼓里的可怜虫；
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刚提到右下角猪强吻的声音，作为伴奏应该还蛮大声的。
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一个来自牛津大学的团队成功地";i:101;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:33:"还原了里面全部的古乐器";}}i:102;s:251:"。但是这些严格按照画家描绘被精确复原的古乐器却让团队大失所望，发出的声音不仅不优美，反倒十分刺耳。那就对了，里面的人不就是捂着耳朵不想听到这些可怕的声音吗？
然而，上图";i:103;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:24:"纹在屁股上的乐谱";}}i:104;s:133:"2015 年被名为 Amelia Hamrick 的牛人演绎出来，并取名为：The 500-Year-Old Butt Song from Hell。
戳这里听歌：
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带着这股风味，我们顺便来看看一个重要的槽点——";i:107;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:6:"屁股";}}i:108;s:88:"。
屁股用处非常大，除了可以纹乐谱它可以用作其他容器用途。
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这也难怪后世对他癖好的猜测了。博斯很淡定，他在画面正中，转头回应你一个意味深长的笑容。
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他的身体变成了";i:119;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:6:"蛋壳";}}i:120;s:119:"，后庭敞开，里面是他心中地狱里唯一的明灯——哲学♂小组？
幻化为树人的他，脚踩“";i:121;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:9:"愚人船";}}i:122;s:241:"”——当时用作驱赶精神病人的做法，也是博斯另一幅作品的取材。
还有更多来自尼德兰的俚语与箴言的荒诞表现。这些都可以在博斯的同乡——我很喜欢的布鲁盖尔的画中看到。
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最后，三件画作合起时，则变成了上帝创造地球的灰色装饰画——";i:125;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:9:"创世纪";}}i:126;s:18:"之初，可能是";i:127;a:4:{s:3:"tag";s:1:"b";s:6:"option";N;s:8:"original";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"[B]";i:1;s:4:"[/B]";}s:8:"children";a:1:{i:0;s:9:"第三日";}}i:128;s:199:"，植物被创造之后，动物和人类被创造之前。
运用同样的套路，博斯还有其他的三联画作品。即使不深究，或者说，不深究的话，也是眼睛的甜品。
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The Haywain Triptych, 1510–16. Prado, Madrid
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The Last Judgement，Academy of Fine Arts Vienna
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